The Darndest Things

Kids do say the darndest things! The other day when I picked Joe up from pre-school, his teacher told me that Joseph shared with his class that his Mom has two babies in her tummy. When the teacher asked him if they were girl babies or boy babies he said, "One boy and one girl!" Uh, that's news to us!

Joseph Quote

A few weeks ago I was vacuuming out the van and Joseph said he wanted to help. I told him it would help me out a lot if he'd go into the house and get me a rag out of the bathroom closet. He came out, handed me a plastic bag, and said, "I couldn't find you a rag so I got you a bag instead". Umm, thanks Joe!

Kid Quotes

Joe: "Mom, you know everything!"
Me: "Yea, your Mom is pretty smart!" (I sure hope he still thinks this in 10 years!)

I was getting ready to go to a two day workshop and was telling Olivia that Mommy has to go to "school" for a few days. She said she wanted to come too but I said she'd be bored, explaining that I'd be in classes all day listening to others talk. She then said, "Don't you get recess?!"